Those are some FINE copying skills

A long day, but not bad. But not good either. Funny stuff the last two hours though, crazy mood swings, and four- Count 'em FOUR - lovely messages from my fabulous girlfriend. By the time school got out, I was a happy camper. Though that's not out of the ordinary. Of course I'll be happy when school's over. (:

So, we'll chronicle the good times that happened today. Because there's just too much bad to document. Plus, good is far more rare.

Starting with English, because it comes first::
talking about how words are made up- "take turtle, and neck, shove them together, and you get a shirt!" That's it for that class...

Now, World History was where all the wit was hidden:::

• Talking about the cavemen getting food:: "He looks at the animal and thinks 'How do I get that in here?' He didnt just go 'GET IN MY BELLY!!'. Who says that anyway? *Fat Bastard* Fat Bastar... I forgot what his name was..."
• "Monotheism is...?" *worshiping ONE god* "And Polytheism is worshiping parrots"
• "When they had a headache, their friend would just come and chisel a peice of their skull off to take off the pressure of the extra blood in there. They're like 'Does your head feel better?'... 'Uh... NO!' Maybe they should have cut off his toe. Then his head would have felt better"
• I'm the only one who caught this one... I dont think it was a joke:: "You need a lot of imagination when you study history... You cant really imaginate where a comma goes" YES, he said 'IMAGINATE'
• "It's difficult to really understand history. I cant pull out photographs to show you what prehistoric times looked like. They must not have had flash on their cameras.."
• More on having to have imagination, and having fun asking what if...:"What if Osama's mom was nicer to him as a child? Would he have turned out better?"
• "Paleolithic Age means *pause* A long time ago"
• Talking about how cavemen died a lot earlier: "He walks into a cave, and there's a bear... tough luck"

Then we got our nifty little packets. And it had four pages copied onto ONE. I got mine and went "Boy, those are some FINE copying skills!"

So yus, those are thing things that cracked me up. Though World History is last period and I was about as out of my mind as possible...

And it goes without saying, though I'll say it anyway: I miss Heather... tons.