My wonderful friend- "Was he gay?"
Mr. Krambeer- "I always have to address that question. I watched a movie, which I couldnt get for us because some other school had it, and it said that he had a 'male traveling partner' So to answer your question- yeah, he was probably gay."
No questions asked, I laughed- hard. It was one of those days, again, where Mr. Krambeer was making jokes all class long that only I caught. And proceeded to laugh, making it seem like I'm either insane or retarded. I'm betting on the first one.
All by Mr. K:
"Alex out stratigerized him."
"What do you a call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot... racist!"
"When Alexander set off to conquer all those places, the people didnt really think much of it. They looked the other way and were like 'Good luck with that, Alex!'"
"Someone who was extremely charismatic, or had to be, even though he didnt use it for much good: Hitler. He had to be charismatic to get all those people to do the outrageous things he did. Though telling people you were going to kill them otherwise may have had something to do with it..."
So that was my day. Teachers were very odd today. I spent about ten minutes talking to Mr. Monroe, the P.E. teacher, about the sex toys at Spencer's. When we brought it up, he goes " They have that stuff there? Where is it?!?" It was hilarious, to say the very least.
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