Who thought it was possible to have a cool teacher?

Mr. Black: A. Fire. Inside. Inside what?
Me:It's a band.
Mr. Black: Punk rock?
Me: Kind of.
Mr. Black: Are you a punk rocker?
Me: uh, I guess...
Mr. Black: You like to hang in the mosh pit? Are you a mosher?
Me: No. I'm more of an emo kid.
Mr. Black: Nemo.
Me: no. Emo. E-M-O.
Mr. Black: I know what emo is. And from what I know what emo is, you're really not.
Me: Yeah, you better know what emo is!