Dorthy was a ditz. Why else would she say such an inane line as "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"? Well Dorthy, dear, first off- when you're no longer in black and white, of course you're not in Kansas. Because we all know that Kansas is in black and white. Another clue, from what I know, Kansas isn't populated solely by midgets in dress up.
"Ding dong the witch is dead!" I wasn't aware that 'ding dong' was a phrase of celebration. 'Ding dong' stands as the sound of a door bell to me.
And why are they so happy that the witch is dead? Are they honestly that sadistic? I mean, sure, she wasnt a very nice lady. But that's still no reason to celebrate her death. Plus, you have to give the witch props for those shoes. I absolutely adore them.
Blue flying monkies, a wizard running Oz, and a slue of characters missing vital body parts leads me to believe that L. Frank Baum was definitely on something while writing this. But then again, so many wonderful stories were written under the influence.
Over all, this movie has always freaked me out. And in all honesty, I have no idea why.
"Ding dong the witch is dead!" I wasn't aware that 'ding dong' was a phrase of celebration. 'Ding dong' stands as the sound of a door bell to me.
And why are they so happy that the witch is dead? Are they honestly that sadistic? I mean, sure, she wasnt a very nice lady. But that's still no reason to celebrate her death. Plus, you have to give the witch props for those shoes. I absolutely adore them.
Blue flying monkies, a wizard running Oz, and a slue of characters missing vital body parts leads me to believe that L. Frank Baum was definitely on something while writing this. But then again, so many wonderful stories were written under the influence.
Over all, this movie has always freaked me out. And in all honesty, I have no idea why.
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