What's the Secret Anyway?

Walking past a familiar pink-clad store with breath-taking, barely clothed models in the window, many of us wonder: What is Victoria's secret? Who's Victoria anyway? I suppose there are many theories but there are two that are my favorite when it comes to the age old question.

Theory One:
Victoria's real name is Victor. And Victor's a horn dog.

Theory Two:
Victoria's a lesbian.

Theory Three:
Victoria's Victoria, but also Victor because she's also a he. Victoria's got a penis.

Now, those are the initial secrets and all can be broken down further into how it all got started with entertaining twists and turns that I'm pretty sure you all can come up with yourself. Because honestly, I'm done with this post. I need a new layout and I'm having one hell of a time finding one. Wish me luck.

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