Art Room Conversations.

"I'd get shampoo, conditioner, AND body wash in my eyes, too, if I were listening to Enrique Iglesias in the shower. I'd put the whole bottle of shampoo in my eyes."
"What would you do if I bought you tickets to a joint concert with Clay Aiken and Enrique Iglesias?"
"I'd sell them for as much money as possible. No, I'd pay someone to take the tickets from me."



"Do you happen to have a leopard print jogging suit?"
"No, I just donated it to Goodwill last week"
"We should go buy it."
"It was probably a hot item, they probably put it in the window and it's got to be gone by now"



"Did you have a good weekend?"
"It was fine."
"Was it as good as Aly's weekend?!"
"Considering I don't know how good Aly's weekend was, I couldn't tell you if it was as good or not"
"I guarantee your weekend was not as good as Aly's."



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Mr. Hach
Aly
Me